V-geografia wg. Świeckiego Stanisława Ignacego Zamiatały (Zmt I, 1-11)
(1)Korona: Shit happens.
(2)Gellonia: Shit happens, but not here.
(3)Teutonia. Shit happens, but we won
t accept anybody elses shit.
(4)Wandystan:Red shit is da best shit. We used Michas to antisept it.
(5)Baridas: Our shit is king size.
(6)Gnomia: We make everybody else shit.
(7)Dreamland: I had a dream about shit...
(8)Al-Rajn: We use shit to cook food. It`s civilisation.
(9)Valhalla: Shit must be brown and traditional. We do not accept any untrustworthy shit.
(10)Natania: To shit or to be shitted, it is a question...
(11)Scholandia: Shit! Shit! Shit! Get me out of here!!!